Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Online dating

So, i'm dabbling in a bit of online dating again - after all, you never know who you will meet! I've been chatting to a few people, but nothing really to write home about - that was until i got this message:

I’m sure you’ve been busy with work, and that’s why you haven’t got back to me. So I’ve prepared some replies that you can cut and paste and send back.

Reply 1: Yes, Neewbs, you are very hot, but unfortunately your email was lost in the sea of perverts that have been emailing me. But yes, I would love to chat sometime.

Reply 2: Yes, Neewbs, you are very hot, but I’ve been too busy to get back to you. I’ll get back to you in the next couple days.

Reply 3: Yes, Neewbs, you are very hot, but I’ve actually met someone from match.com, but he seems weird, so I’ll probably be chatting to you soon.

Reply 4: Yes, Neewbs, you are very hot, but you are not my type. Good luck in your search.

Reply 5: I don’t think any of this is funny, I take myself way too seriously, and I actually have to go now because I have a therapy appointment…but yes, you are very hot.

I hadn't replied as he was only 24 and looked very young, but still - the genius of this email was too funny not to write back to. Thought I would share for you all to enjoy!

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